"How did Andy's first day at school go?", I hear you ask.
So well that he now not only wants to replace his Mummy, but his Daddy too. He had sport with Mr. Gray. When he got home, he said:
"Mr Gray's funny! He said, 'I'm not called Mr Green or Mr Blue or Mr Polkadot!'"
"Do you wish he was your Daddy?" (No, I don't usually ask this question. The reason I did is here.)
"Well of course I do! Mr Gray's much more funnier than Daddy!"
Apologies to all who received this post already - my mistake!